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admin — Tue, 26 May 2009 02:08:22 +0000

(Newser) – The battered Bank of England has ordered its female workers into heels and at the very least lipstick, igniting a firestorm of controversy. The institution, facing one of the worst economic slumps in history, took time out to hold a seminar teaching its women how to look “feminine” without looking like prostitutes, reports the Independent. The orders include toned-down jewelry and perfume, obligatory high heels (maximum two inches), shoes the same color as a skirt and makeup.

Source: Independent (UK)

Something(s) #3

admin — Thu, 21 May 2009 03:59:48 +0000

ok…..so…..if you’re going to be a pussy about it give the lead gears a head’s up so they they can pull the who the fuck brought this person anyway? break or……yeah

Something(s) #2

admin — Thu, 21 May 2009 03:33:22 +0000

when exclusivity is faceless then & only then is beauty able to slice any cake unless (of course) you don’t have the guts

Something(s) #1

admin — Thu, 21 May 2009 03:23:19 +0000

even when she was poor she still let me smoke her smokes
but then she typed your hott & i typed you’re dumb